I found a dress.
On Thursday, I'm actually going to wear a dress.
Have you seen me wear a dress?
No, cause I don't wear dresses.
BTW, I look mad pretty in a dress.
LMFAOOOO KIDDING KIDDING CHILL OUT
(:
Story Of The Day:
Once upon a time, that same sexy "bow chicka wow wow" boy, Matt Lee, was working at Wegmans. He was a cashier that day. That day had to be the best day he was ever going to have. When he got to work, he fell asleep at his register and got yelled at. He got mad. Then he woke up. Finally a customer came to check out. She had tons of alcohol. Matt had to ID her because it was Wegmans' "policy" to ID anyone that buys booze. So he asks the 1000 year old fart for her birthday. She gets mad and yells at Matt. He feels like crap. Doesnt give her the booze. The lady's day is ruined. Then a few hours later, some man comes to Matts register. Matt was having a bad day so he gave the man an attitude. But little did Matt know, his customer was Australian. Matt absolutely ADORES australian people. So the man looks at Matt, asks him this question, "ELLO THEYUH MATT! HOW AW YOU TODOY?" (try to pronounce those words). Matt was astonished. That accent woke him up. They had a 15 minute conversation about where each of them came from. They talked as if they were gay for each other. The look on Matt's face was priceless. He looked so stupid. and THATS how Matt's day went from bad to AMAZING!!! ----The End--
Fact Of The Day:
My I.D. collection is growwwing! & Today was my first day @ Bible Club.