Halloween

I'm a giraffe
FACT OF THE DAY: I can't shoot pool :/
STORY OF THE DAY: Well, today's story is going to be a "Halloween Special" instead of a story of Matt Lee's day.
A long long time ago. In the year 2004 or something weird. Matt Lee had woken up from a good night's sleep. The day was October 31. Halloween. His day had started with him not knowing it was Halloween. He went to school with the same clothes on and all. When he got there, everyone else had these ridiculous costumes on. Matt thought to himself, "WTF??". So the day goes and blah blah blah. Lets skip to the trick-or-treating part. Matt was psyched to loot some candy. He left at around 6-7. I, the author,cant remember when he went out but whatever. Matt had left his house with a pillow case. He was prepared for this junks. The houses in his neighborhood served candy through a bowl sitting outside their house. How stupid. It was a jackpot for Matt and his friends. It was like a "first come, first serve" thing in his neighborhood during Halloween. Matt jacked all the candy that layed outside peoples houses. It was around 8-9 when he was finishing up. He only had a few houses to go. At his second to last house, some lady caught him pouring the bowl of candy into his pillow case. She yelled at him. She said, "PUT THAT CANDY BACK NOW!!! ARENT YOU TOO OLD TO GO TRICK OR TREATING??". Matt's response was, "HELL NO! YOURE NEVER TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT!!". So he stole the bowl and candy WITH the bowl and ninja vanished. It was insane. All this for some candy. *sigh* So Matt finishes his epic adventure around a few neighborhoods. His pillow case was leaking from the top. He had filled it up too much. It was like 20+ pounds of candy. Yuck. He was satisfied though. When he got home, his parents had run out of candy to give to the little toddlers, so they jacked Matt's candy while he was showering. He came down after his shower and noticed that 1/4 of his candy was gone. He spazzed hardcore. Then he saw his parents giving away KIT KAT BARS! THEY NEVER BUY KIT KAT BARS!! He almost cried. HAHA. What a baby. He still had 3/4 of the bag but i guess needs the whole entire bag to feel good. That candy lasted him quite a while. It was around Thanksgiving when he had finally finished his candy. He will always remember the day his parents jacked candy from him. Wow. Well, thats the story of Matt's Epic Halloween Adventure. Hope you enjoyed it. :D