Yesterday

Once upon a time, on a Sunday morning, Matt Lee had woken up to the sound of cars honking in his neighborhood. It was very unpleasent. Matt was pissed. He wanted that extra 10 minutes of sleep. Anyways. Sunday. The day when Matt goes to church and doesnt return for a long long time. Matt woke up, washed up, left his casa, went to church and churched it up. Then he went out to play some flag football. It was tiring. He returned to church and chillaxed for quite a while. He got hella bored so he called Eunice Ahn. That didnt last very long. Then he just chillaxed and stayed in his chillaxed stage. Then he decided to call mr. Paul Hyojoon Lee. Matt told him that he loves Paul and he was gonna rape him. It was kinda weird. Anyways. Matt eventually got home and his friend wanted to sleep over his house. So hes at Matts house, sitting in his bathroom, taking a huge ddong. Matt turned on some music to block the ddong sounds but he couldnt. So Matt went up to take a shower and his friend was done dropping a deuce, Now Matt's writing this short story for Eunice so she can enjoy it and post it on her awesome blog which is "euniceface.blogspot.com" go check that junks out niggies. ~THE END~ :D
PAUL LEE FEEL SPECIAL!! YOURE FEATURED IN THIS STORY! i might put you in every story. just randomly put you in. well, enjoy.