But just because it can, doesn't mean it always does.
Fact Of The Day: People can change so much in less than half a year. Amazing.
Story Of The Day: It's been two days after Christmas. The weather in Virginia is wack. It feels like the middle of autumn. It wasnt bad. Matt Lee doesnt like weather thats not cold in the winter. Boo. Well, today's story is going to make up for yesterdays AND todays. OHHH SNAP!It's Friday. Christmas was decent. Weather was okay. It was a good day. Matt Lee's day was pretty cheel. He woke up quite late because he was out with church people eating KABOBS with his church friends. Matt celebrated his moms birthday and Christmas then dipped out to go eat. He left at like 8 or something, picked up his friends and went searching for a kabob restaurant that opens late. They found a 24/7 kabob place. It was DELICIOUS! It took forever for their food to come out but it was sooo worth the wait. Those kabobs were like.....orgasms in the mouth. I know thats a terrible thing to say but thats the only way i could describe the kabobs. Well, Matt ate, left, cheeled for a while and went home. He got home at around 3 or something. That's when his Friday started. He woke up around 1-2. He felt really "woozy". He washed up, listened to some music, took a nap and went to church at like 5. He did his thang at church. Afterwards, he played around with church people.....again. They stayed out till like 2-3....again. Matt didnt feel like going home so he told his parents he was going to sleep at Mikes (his friend) house. On the way to Mikes house, they got really hungry. They stopped by McDonalds and attempted to order some cheap food. They were starving so they ordered 10 Filet-o-Fishes. They were "out" of them. So they asked for 10 McChickens. They were also "out" of those. What the nasty? McDonalds ran out of Filet o Fishes and McChickens. Thats not normal. Instead, they left and went to 7-11. They bought a ton of drinks, went to Mikes house and cheeled. They played poker and a bunch of other stuff the whole night. No sleep for Matt. It was terrible. During that night, Matt went to take a piss at LEAST 20 times because of the ridiculous amount of liquid he consumed. He drank like 5 Arizona teas and some Sprite. Not good. He pissed like 5 gallons. Too pro. Well, it was like 8 in the morning when people finally started getting tired. Some fell asleep, some didnt. They all eventually fell asleep. Richard Jang, a friend who slept there, was the first to fall asleep. People wanted to prank him. So Jay got a bowl of warm water and tried to make Richard piss his pants in his sleep. It didnt work out. Richard wasnt FULLY asleep. As soon as he felt the water touch his hands, he squeaked and woke up in an instant. It was a failed prank. Well, like 4 hours later, everyone for some reason, woke up at the exact same time. Matt woke up at about 11:30. The person sleeping next to him (Jay) woke up at that time too. They went up to Mikes room. He woke up around 11:30 also. WTF. The only person that was still asleep was little Richard Jang. This boy is a bear when he sleeps. If you mess with him, you WILL die. No one bothered him. A few hours later, some girls from their church came. They cheeled and cheeled until they could cheel no more. Richard was still asleep. wtf. It was around 5-6 in the evening when they decided that they were going to go home. Matt needed a ride. His called his dad and asked him to pick him up. His dad, was eating soon dubu right next door to Mikes house. Suh weeeeet! So, everyone left Mikes casa, and yea, went home. When Matt got home, he was soooo tired. So he took a really hot shower to wake himself up. He came out of the shower with his body burning like crazy. He was definitely awake. He went in his room to pack up for a retreat he was going to the next day. He was kinda psyched for it but at the same time, he wasnt. He packed up, and went downstairs. He went on AIM to see who was on. No one was really on. So he went to write a story for Eunice. He hasnt written a story in like two day. Oh em gee. Thats a whole day without a story. Dang. Well, heres you story Eunice. This is probably going to be the last story youre gonna read until like school starts because imma be out of town right after the retreat. :D ~THE END~