woah woah woahtotally forgot about that story i was suppose to write. MY B NIGG.
Woah woah woah. Tis spring break. The break students get during spring. Awww yea. A time where.....you take a break from school. F'sho. A certain guy, that guy being Matt Lee, was super excited for spring break. He didn't have ANY plans. He didn't know what he was going to do. He just knew he was gonna get a TON of sleep. So i guess you can say he was excited to sleep for an extended period of time. On Monday, he slept for at LEAST 15 hours. He spent the rest of the day watching movies, going out, looking for a job, or playing games or something. He did that for the first three days of spring break. He realized that he needs to do something better. So he called up his friends and cheeled with them. He went to his friends' houses and cheeled from the fourth day to the end of spring break. He did was he normally did. He napped at his friends house for a really long time, he watched some movies, went out, looked for a job, and played some games or something. It wasnt all that great. By the time Friday came, Matt realized that he totally blew his spring break. He only had like three more days until he was back in school. What to do what to do...... Instead of thinking of some genius idea, he ended up sleeping over his friends house on Friday which brought him to today, Saturday. He only has so much time before he has to go back to school and learn for another two months before he graduates. Well, this morning (saturday), Matt didnt know what to do. He didnt know whether he should go out with his friends or just stay home. It was rainy/nasty/crappy outside so he stayed home. Sometime in the afternoon, around 1, Matt went out to pick up his mail. He went to his mailbox, got his mailed, dumped the junk mail on the ground and made his way back to his house. On the way back to his house, he noticed some new person moving. Matt stayed to see if the new person was some hot chick. It was a dude. Matt was quite disappointed. He took another glance at the moving truck and the house owners car. He noticed that the dude was korean. Matt stared, and stared until he could stare no more. He looked like a straight up stalker. It took about ten minutes for the dude to finally get out of his car. Matt stared at the guy. He looked super familiar. Matt whispered to himself, "this niggy looks mad familiar". Matt figured out who it was. It was SEUNGRI. ZOMG. Matt started laughing. He wanted to tell his friend Eunice Ahn that her dream guy had moved into Matt's neighborhood but he didnt because he knew she wouldnt believe him. So he kept it on the DL. Seungri noticed that some chubby korean kid was staring at him. He and Matt had like a staring contest. Matt won. Duh. Matt's pro. Once seungri lost, he looked pretty disappointed like he was some professional stare-er or something and he just owned by some scrub. Matt is no scrub. He threw his hands up in the air and made sure that everyone around him saw that he had beaten Seungri in a staring contest. Matt walked over to shake his hand. Instead of shaking hands with Matt, Seungri pulled Matt over and hugged him like a bear. Matt couldnt breathe but he noticed a strong aroma. This guy was wearing some sexy cologne. Well, before Matt almost suffocated to death, Seungri decided to let him go. Matt walked back to his house, waved goodbye to Seungri and went on his way. Before he went inside his house, Seungri called Matt and mouthed a certain set of words to him. Those words were, "I LOVE YOU". Matt felt really homosexual and ran into his house. Right then was where Matt woke up from his deep sleep on Saturday. He was asleep for a good 13 hours. Wtf. His Saturday was wasted just like all the other days. Gay.
WELL I HOPE THIS STORY MADE UP FOR THE OTHER 2938492384 STORIES I DIDNT WRITE! :]
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