Matt

Once upon a time, there was a super cool kid named Matt Lee. This kid was amazing. He was so pro. One day, he had gotten like 50000 text messages from a friend named Ken Kim. It woke up Matt a few time but he didnt bother to read them. He had woken up at like 12:30 in the afternoon. 12:38 to be exact. He checked all those text messages. It was about baking some food for some fundraiser at his church. He totally forgot. So Ken had arrived at Matt's house to bake. How gay. They had recipes but no ingredients. They went out to buy some. They felt mad gay. They started cooking. It was fine until Ken tied to microwave chocolate. Bad idea. The chocolate had fossilized on Matt'ls bowl. It was nasty. His kitchen was filled with smoke. They freaked out. They eventually got all their food done and it looked amazing. They taste tested it. It was horrible. They took it to church. Wrapped it and left. Matt had gotten home at around 8. He got bored so he watched some television. That got boring. Then he got on his computer. He started writing a story that he hasnt written in 2 days. He was a little rusty but he still got it. So yeh. ~THE END~ P.S : paul, i wont rape you. im homophobic. JUST LIKE YOU :d