by Matt Lee
One Sunday evening, Matt Lee and his church friends were coming back from football practice. It was exhausting. As they were going towards church, Matt noticed a very asian looking building. It was oh so very asian. It was a noraebang. Matt lol'd. He texted Eunice Ahn because he knew she liked to go to the NRB. He asked her if he should go in. She said yes. So Matt and his friends went in. It was very weird. There were so many weird lights. Matt got dizzy. His friends randomly ran into a room and got their singing on. Matt watched as his friends sang. He lol'd hardcore. They forced Matt to sing. He didnt want to. They beat him up until he sang. Matt cant sing. He sucks some mad balls at singing. I think he almost broke the machine. Well, after about 30-60 minutes of random pointless singing. They left. It was freezing outside. Matt was getting very cold and started feeling fever-ish. When they went back to church, they all decided to eat some pho because it was a friends birthday. Matt was freaking out because he hadnt eaten anything the whole entire day. He had this huge smile on his face. So they ate. It was filling. Mm mm good. After he finished eating, he went home. He passed out in the car and his friends recorded him sleeping. Apparently Matt talks to lots and lots of people in his dreams. His friends woke him up to let him hear the recording. Apparently there was a person named Simon in his dream and Matt was talking to "Simon" the whole car ride home. LOL. Anyways, Matt had gotten home. It felt good. He took a showah and went on the computer to write a story to Eunice about his first actual NRB trip. ~THE END~ :D
Fact Of The Day: I was sitting in a chair then I stood up to look at something. A few seconds later, I tried to sit down again but I fell on my butt/back/head. A dummy named James stole my chair and I got a big scratch on my arm to prove it. T_T